Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.



Friday, October 19, 2007

BJ Queen - w4m - 42

Who wants to be the judge?


Yup, that is the whole post. I am heading out with some of the guys in a few minutes, but decided to see if there was any good posts before I went. I saw this post and now I can't stop thinking of Abba's dancing Queen. Since one can't leave it at that, I decided to see if the lyrics would work.


You can blow you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the BJ queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to blow
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the rod is high
With a bit of spit, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a bj
And when you get the chance...

You are the BJ queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
BJ queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can BJ, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the BJ queen



Well, that settles it. BJ queen could be the comeback hit Abba is looking at!
They owe it all to some craigs list slut!!

2 comments:

Bj├Ârn Ulvaeus said...

I will fuck you up Swedish style (with meatballs and shit pop music) if you pick on us again.

Franks N. Beans said...

Man, I'm not picking on abba. I love abba! I can't help it though. Anytime someone mentions "SOMETHING Queen", I think of 'dancing queen'.

Your friend
Frank
ps: mmmmmm meatballs
pps: mmmmmmm Swedish style ;)