Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.



Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I need a fat white guy over 40 to smash my kitty

As far as headlines go, this was a real eye grabber. I mean who does not get excited when they read "I need a fat white guy over 40 to smash my kitty"? Even though I am not fat, who doesn't enjoy a good kitty smashing? The body text had this gem of a line in it: "looking for a fat bald white guy to pump me up. only fat white bald guys"

Is this woman for real? Obviously not. I hope! Ladies beware, this is going to be my new pickup line. Imagine being in a bar, catching the eye of some hot chick, walking across the bar, and saying "I'd like to smash your kitty". I'm sure it will work. Stay tuned.

2 comments:

PETA Rocks said...

Cat's are people too

Theresa said...

You write very well.