Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Monday, January 21, 2008

looking for married man with thick dick - w4m - 22

looking for married man im married with thick dick love getting finger have my pussy fuck need to cum back condom must not pic im very sexy age is not thing for me write back

Damit, I was so close. I fit all the criteria, but I was searching for a woman that used punctuation. I could find love if it were not for run on sentences. I guess we all have our crosses to bear.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

nasty fat chick - w4m - 28

no joke, i am looking to get raw dogged and cream pied today, reply and send pics if you are down and got what it takes.

Another in the "truth in advertising" series. Can't really rank on the ones that tell it like it is. :|

Friday, January 18, 2008

I wanr to go on a piss-drinking diet. - w4m - 26

I would like to drink your piss for a new diet. You should be very good-looking, Caucasian, disease-free, and well-mannered. I am polite, discretion-assured, and loved the few times I’ve drunk piss before. I choose to drink with the stream from a cock right down my throat and I don't spill any. I want to drink piss everyday for a while. I'm open to other activities. No reciprocation anticipated. No money involved. I'm 26, 5'9", 130, long blonde hair, eyes dark brown. Your pix appreciated. I can host.

Seriously, I can't make this shit up.
My favorite part was this: "No reciprocation anticipated." Gee thanks, I guess.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Would you, could you, want to? - w4m - 23

I come to town a lot to visit friends and family. I am so ready for some good sex today. I like tall guys so if u r short dont msg me. I'm so ready to do this.

Would you?
Could you?
Would you want to in a box?
Would you want to with a fox?
Would you want to in a house?
Would you want to with a mouse?
On a boat?
With a goat?
In the rain?
On a train?

fat gal in somerville - w4m

swf, good looking, big, tall, curvy, busty, fat, dark hair green eyes

i tied a nice buzz on this evening with friends
I want to fool around with a friendly relaxed sexy guy

lets smoke a bowl

Sometimes it is refreshing to see some "truth in advertising" :|

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Submissive... - w4m

Submissive woman looking for a dominant, assertive man for good times. I am in shape, pretty, and curious. Appreciate intelligence and an outgoing, assertive personality.

Shut up. Stop typing. Fix me dinner bitch. Don't make me be more dominant, as my pimp hand is strong.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

In a cast? - w4m - 23

I love fucking someone in a cast...well the idea....never have before but its a fantasy of me out...

Sorry for the delays folks. Been busy building a new web site for friends. Anyhow, I went looking on CL today for some interesting posts. I found this one. talk about your crazy fetish. Casts? I wonder what would happen if it were my dick in a cast?