Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Wanted: Tiny Penis - w4m - 23

Size matters! I cannot get pleasure with an average-to-large sized male. Is there a nice guy, in good shape, minimally endowed, interested in mutually satisfying hook-up? I'm 23, grad student, 5'1", 105 lbs., Thai-Irish-American.

OH MY GOD! The only way this posts matches me better is if she added "and be sure you only last 30 seconds in bed"

Saturday, March 15, 2008

boston is for me!! - w4m - 30

I'll keep this simple...To be able to know me...well you should ask do that...then find a way to communicate with me...but all I can say is that you won't be sorry once to get to know the real me and I'm a very warm hearted how is that for a quick and simple intro of myself...

Oh, well that clears it up. I think.

Charming American Beauty - w4m - 29

WF, 29. Ravishing and intelligent blonde. Classy and cultured. Seeks sophisticated, wealthy , mature male.

Nothing like posting that you want a WEALTHY man. Because so many wealthy men look on craigslist for women. Jackass.